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All versions of Cyberpunk 2077 V are dressed like drunk toddlers

Most of us play Cyberpunk 2077 on weekends. As you’ve probably heard, this is a good game, but a flawed one. One of those flaws lies in the clothing / armor inventory system. We all imagined that the 80’s would be dressed like the rock stars of hackers riding, drug-smoking, and having sex in the future, but that’s not the case. Buying clothes is quite expensive, and clothes are also involved in the evaluation of your armor, so everyone just wears the most protected combination of random crap looted from the corpse. is.

An additional problem is that in reality many of the individual items in the Cyberpunk Winter 20/21 collection are very numerous. strong, Therefore, virtually every piece is a statement piece in its own right. This means that the reality of literally every V screenshot I’ve seen is not “a cool jacket with LED lights sewn on” but “dressed two years old to avoid morning tantrums”. Means. .. Therefore, it’s a good idea to peruse RPS’s own catalog of fashion failures and vote for your favorites on the futuristic shame catwalk.

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Party at the front desk, business at the back – Graham

Graham: I spent most of the game in incredibly basic outfits and used the outfits I found (or already own?) In the first few hours. This is also my real life style. When I checked the inventory, I found some clothes with excellent armor status. Do It makes it look bad.

Soho Normcore-Imogen

Imogen's V walks down the street with high-top lace boots with pointed toes, high-shin buggy denim pants, a two-tone black T-shirt, and a leopard print-lined silver lame crop jacket.
Imogen: My V looks like a member of a boring ass gangster in pointed elf combat boots. She wishes she was dressed like the man on the right.

Utilicombat Yellow – Alice0

The Alice0 V has a beanie hat with yellow and purple stripes, a large yellow jacket with sleeves pressed against the elbows, and large gray combat pants with black side pockets.They are sewn on the sides with large gray straps

Alice0: I wear the same scary striped hat and mock scale vest for about 12 hours. Because they have a critical mod that I couldn’t replace, which is better than my build armor. The rest are the ones I recently found and there are many. These scary trousers sadly replace my own stylish trousers. Someone else in the world somehow had their own pair of more sturdy “V’s trousers”. Who were they and how did they get my pants? I don’t know because I just realized I had it when I cleaned up the inventory later. Somewhere in Night City, my biggest stalker / soulmate / tailor / groupie is lying dead in a ditch with their ass out.

Lamé My Way – Filler

Cognos V leans on one elbow and lies in a cool pose. She wears gold lame leggings with black accent patches on her thighs, black and white trainers, and a black T-shirt under a black armored vest.She also combines a cap / face mask that looks inspired by the samurai men-yoroi mask

CallManager: “Draw me like a Darth Vader aspiring girl.”

My other car is steam powered – Alice Bee

Here's a screenshot of my V (from the header image), but now I'm in a sort of action pose pretending to be crouching and shooting something. Here you can see that the sleeveless jacket is paired with silver sequined trousers that stick to the skin and knee high gray plastic boots with wedge heels.

Alice Bee: My V is two half stories. Sitting down, the giant knee-high boots in silver trousers and wedge heels, “I’m a future hardcore bitch designed by the recent past and I’m here to fuck you stylishly! “Is called.

But waist-ups, “vintage” samurai tour T-shirts (purchased from street vendors for thousands of whirlpools because they had three times the defensive properties of what she had), felt hats, and shit. goggles “You probably came across me on a download, and I’m literally the worst person you’ll meet in your life,” he says.

Bike Cop-Corum

Colm's V in a standing action pose pointing to a pistol is black denim jeans, brown leather boots like cowboy boots, and a dress shirt with a very bright blue pattern. On top of this are many of our V's favorite red and black armored vests, wearing a tiger striped helmet and a chunky industrial purple and green face mask on his head.

Corum: Before Alice asked me to take a screenshot of my V for this article, I really didn’t have a clue as to what I was wearing or what it looked like.

Rainbow Mite-Catherine

Catherine's V wears yellow and red shoes that resemble a special edition of Converse's high top. Above that are black and green baggy trousers that look like they're made of a tent. These are paired with a black striped shirt, a purple waistcoat and a green tie. A kind of overcoat is thrown over this-sleeveless, tiger print that fades from blue to pink, with a belt at the waist.

Catherine: I don’t think I can keep this huge formula. My only statement is this: Hello, fashion police? I would like to report a crime.


The most interesting thing about all of this is that Ollie explained that “in cyberpunk there is very little armor.” For every 10 points of armor, the DPS you get is reduced by about 1. It’s nothing. So you can always wear what you like.

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Every single version of V in Cyberpunk 2077 dresses like a drunk toddler

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