Bastion may be a bad place in World of Warcraft: Shadowlands


“This is my villain, quality, huge blue people and destroying it.” Mike Fahey
screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

that is World of Warcraft: Shadowlands Week and some players already Reached the maximum level, Most of us are still in the Blue Man Group: fluttering around Bastion, incorporating all the sights and sounds of the zone. I myself-Brave Shadowlands Correspondent Ash Parish — and seasoning Wow Veteran Mike Fahei is still firmly in the camp “Pattering Around”, we have some first impressions Shadowlands And what else do you want to see as you continue your quest to attack God and take the throne?

Ashley Parish (Human Warlock): So how much did you play?

Michael Fahey (Human Rogue): I was there, sitting in the Stormwind, waiting for the portal to the Ice Crown to open. I played until around 11:00 pm. I’m no longer an overnight person.

Ash: It’s about as long as I am. Rather, I thought I could get to the covenant part as I wanted, but that shouldn’t be for a while.

How do you like it so far? Thoughts? Feelings? Intestinal reaction? Personally, I’m wondering how Tilande dies and is a fool to become a dungeon boss.

Microphone: Yeah, is the contract like the end of this? I didn’t play much in beta to avoid spoilers.Now I’m sitting in a white place, Bastion Magic: The Gathering Mana card.So far it’s more World of Warcraft, Moves up only if you dial the art direction. Battle of Azeroth There were some cool visuals. So far, this extension is a cool visual center.

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Ash: I love Bastion. It may replace Nagrand of Outlands as my new favorite zone. However, I’m obsessed with the concept of “dying in the land of death,” and I’m particularly concerned about Bastion. So the general idea I had was: The noble soul is judged by the arbiter and goes to Bastion to train to become a Killian ascendant, right? all Noble souls of all, not just humans, but the souls of Azeroth

So why do all Killians look the same? Is there anything about the Kirianization process that removes your mortal appearance and transforms you into pale people?If so No.

And the thing is that you can see the souls of fellow Bastion applicants as they were alive. I’ve seen multiple Taurence Spirits running around, where is the Tauren Killian?

Microphone: I don’t know, the exclamation mark just tells me. You see, Ash, we are all exactly the same in the next world. Unless you get tired of being exactly the same. Then we tear some heavenly shit.

Ash: So maybe then, is the prison officer really a good person? He is tired of the so-called “good guys” destroying the shape of their noble souls upon their death, like “Stop this, I have to do something”.

Microphone: They have risen to a higher form of existence. In Azerocian terminology, it means a huge member of the Blue Man Group. Why are there male and female ascendants along those same lines? The Ascendant has no race, but does it have a gender?

Ash: I mean they are definitely bones, did you quest to give a gift?

Microphone: Yes, they are watering the same sex.

Ash: Yeah, it felt good, but still, my pet theory Bastion is actually a bad place.

Microphone: So this is what I am in the expansion so far. We will be sent to Maw. This is completely unavoidable. Except for all of us. And we have to collect anima, right? Every time an NPC says “Maw”, “Mall” and “Anima” sound like “Enema”.

Ash: So are you running around for fear of a mall enema?

Microphone: Don’t be afraid, but intriguing. I think I have to go to the shopping mall and do an enema.

Ash: What is the zone you are looking forward to the most?

Microphone: It has to be Arden Wheeled for me, right? So look at this place.


Arden Wheeled cute..
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Ash: C! Ardenweald was also going to actually say, their contract was what I took the pledge most seriously. I dig up the whole “guardian of nature” atmosphere (and they don’t seem to be snatching you) Get out.)

Microphone: Oh shit, and I said I’m going to pledge to one of the contracts you haven’t chosen. Well, maybe I’m going to Killian. I think I make a good big blue person. Well, or a normal size blue person. I have a lot of questions about the blue people. How far have you reached each level?

Ash: 52. Reaching 50 is hellishly fast, 50+ Slow like fucking.. I think it’s fair.

Two things: I’m currently trying to break an alternative from the new character’s prison, so I can go to Mo and see what happens when I can deliberately die. I am endlessly interested in how to handle the death of a mortal in the place where they died. Second thing: What is your tin-foil hat pet conspiracy theory about endgames?

Microphone: Well, it’s all dead places. I died several times in Bastion. Mostly, I’m pulling too much with a stunning burst of “I’m a villain. I can do anything. Wait. I can’t!”

When it comes to endgames, the entire post-mortem world gives Blizzard a chance to bring back those who have terms of World of Warcraft Lore, it’s like two or three people. Varian Wrynn may be regained so that Anduin can fulfill his destiny to become a human version of Thrall. From human Jesus to orcish Jesus.

Characters need to die more Wow.. The poor Queen Banshee had to force people into the afterlife, and even that didn’t work.

Ash: Does that mean that many of the horde leaders didn’t die?Since then there has been one die for each expansion Draenor warlord..

Microphone: Yeah, but they were all placeholders. No one really cares about TrollyMcTrollface and anyone who is really angry.

Ash (indignation): I I was concerned about Trolly McTrollface!

Microphone: Oh, now I miss the Trolley McTroll Face. Blizzard brings back his name!

Ash: This is Volgin.

Microphone: You had to google it.

Ash: I did not do it. I’ve played the Alliance and respected Vol’jin after the trolls were developed to be a bit more than the very poor stereotyped Bob Marley pastiche.

Microphone: Moon away from voodoo. This is the most important question about expansion. Have you played for a few hours and want to play more?

Ash: Still do not know. Wow It was always a very slow burn game. After a considerable amount of time, I finally came to say “OK, this is fun”.

Playing at Bastion is okay, I enjoyed the area I’m in and want to see more, but I think I haven’t enjoyed it yet. I played so much last night that I actually felt a little sick. I was so tired that I couldn’t play the game, so I enjoyed it more. Destiny 2.

That said, I’m going to invest the time it takes to get to the fun part, I’ll be complaining about it all the time. What about you?

Microphone: not big Destiny 2 I’m a fan, but thank you for being in the same game launcher on your PC.

I’m in my shit right now. This new one always offends me, and I didn’t ruin myself in beta, so everything is new. I’m like a puppy going back and forth between quests and goals. My villain is meandering because her tail is shaking violently. Note that she has no tail, but I imagine a tail.

I don’t care when the giant angels stroke my head.

Apparently Fahey's roguelikes like to pull their hair.

Apparently Fahey’s roguelikes like to pull their hair.
screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

Ash: You take such a wonderful photo Fahey.

Microphone: I’m the excited tourist Azeroth.


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