Monday night Is generally a bad TV show, and this week’s episode was a good example of exactly why. There are many reasons why the characters aren’t connected in a meaningful way, but at least for me, the ridiculously bad lines stood out as particularly offensive to me.
There were two segments that I saw a group of wrestlers talking about and one that led to a match. For this exercise, I was able to simply copy what was said and read it to see if the reading was as bad as the performer rang it.
First, the women’s tag team division is formed:
Charlotte flair: “Well, can you see this? I’m at ThunderDome. And what would Thunderdome be without the Queen? I participated as a champion on my first night at ThunderDome. This is me. Because everyone knows that he is at the center of himself. I believe that nothing has changed in the last six months. But when a friend asks for help and something happens to me, they All you have to do is ask. And some say that friend happens to be a partner of my co-tag team and the heartbeat of this division. My friend, my partner, the Empress of tomorrow. , Asuka! “
Asuka: “Tomorrow’s Empress is today’s double champion — a raw female champion and a female tag team champion. Nia and Sheena weren’t ready for Asuka and were ready for my partner Queen Charlotte Flair. I wasn’t able to do it. “
Charlotte: “So wait, wait a minute. How about that raw women’s championship? So friends …”
Nia Jax: “Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, I’m very happy to meet you. I see 6 months, all 6 months took to heal that broken arm. But that’s the voice of your robot Did not seem to cure. “
Charlotte: “So, like that robot’s voice, this works for you: I kicked your ass last night.”
near: “Robots. Um, ok. So before you get used to these titles, let’s talk a little holiday. Santa Claus isn’t the only one to have a” naughty or nice “list. We also got our own list. The only thing is not to give out coal to the naughty people. “
Sheena Basler: “No, I’ll give you a beating. Oh, oh, the heartbeat of the season.”
near: “Seasonal beating.”
Shaina: “Yes. Ask Asuka’s last partner, Lana.”
near: “Or Kairi.”
Mandy rose: “Wait a minute, stop the music. Dana, it looks like something is different about you, what is it?”
Dana Brook: “Nothing. Something is wrong, Mandy?”
Mandy: “Number. That means it looks the same as last week, but Nia and Shayna look a little different.”
Dana: “Yes, that’s right. Sheena looks like Rudolph doing a nose job.”
Mandy: “Speaking of reindeer, the only thing missing in near is the set of antlers.”
Dana: “Wait, I know what’s different!”
Dana: “They are no longer tag team champions! That means women, moving.”
Charlotte: “Oh, wait, wait, wait, ah. Mandy Rose, Dana Brooke, Sheena Basler, Near Jacks, wait, wait, wait. How about getting a reference? Do you want to keep watching this because you want to see this? “
Asuka: “Let’s see … yes!”
Next, The Hurt Business collaborated with the apparently newly formed tag team, The Hardy Bros.
Matt Riddle:.. “Hello, Congratulations large victory of last night and, I’m really digging the celebration, however, I feel like is that you have several wrong, do you know Why are you spending so much money in the club? You don’t have to buy a flashy bottle of champagne. All you have to do is just relax and relax with your friends. Maybe backyard Hack the disc with. Maybe bake some delicious treats. Cheers a little. And listen to Joe Rogan’s podcast or watch Dave Chapel’s comedy specials and see the everyday existence of life. You might escape a comedy setback. Do you know what I’m saying? No, hey, I’m not done yet. And after all, we’re all the same, so negativeness There is no reason to spread and become a toast. We are all self-aware carbon substances on rocks that fly through the gaps in space. So why don’t you just relax? “
MVP: “No, no, we are not the same. We are not exactly the same. Obviously we do not know what you are talking about because you do not know what you are talking about. Nobody cares about your completely crazy concept. Why are you here? “
Jeff Hardy: “What he is trying to say is that life has more important things than status and money. Men’s personality is the only measure of wealth, do you know? So we It’s better to die with pride than to live a greedy life, but you see, if you’re going to beat Bobby and the MVP tonight, it’s far more valuable than what they’ve ever bought. We have to fight our faith. “
That’s terribly bad.
There is no doubt that you will miss the days when one person trampled on someone’s ass to dry it and another told him to know his role and shut his mouth.
– WWE Sports
Live conversation on Monday night is very very very bad
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